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(15)Mayor Ed Koch of NYC gets pot smoke at a ritzy party in NYC in Feb. 1979

I first got into pieing at the age of 22,thanks to the influence of Tom Forcade , who founded the Underground Press Syndicate, which was a networkof publications such as the Berkeley Barb, Berkeley Tribe, the LA FreePress,theChicago Seed,Take Over,etc.Ultimately that led to one Otto Larsen who headed a Nixonoid Commission on Pornography getting pied.

Forcade was a very unique person, who dabbled in the art of spontaneity,whether it meant following the Great Medicine Ball Caravan in order to harass WarnerBrothers or tailing the Sex Pistols during their 1978 tour.Weeven sentTom over to a costume shop to pick up Mouseketeer ears for ourRat Actionat Nixon's 1973 Inhoguration. That protest involved a paper-mache rat float with Nixon's face being paraded thru DC,by the Ratsketeers. On the other hand, Tom Forcade's greatest accomplishment was the creationof High Times in the basement of his shoebox office at West 11th Street.Eventually,he underwent a series of personal crises which led to his suicide in November,1978.

At the same time, ex-Zippie Pat Small pied Councilman Harold Rosen of MiamiBeach,after the City Council denied antiwar protestors a permit to camp in thecity's parks during the 1972 Democratic and Republican ConventionsThis enraged Small and others who were involved in the organizing of demonstrations againstthe Vietnam War. Small was sentenced to 90 days for this "heinous act."

In the meantime, Rex Weiner and Deanne Stillman, who were also part of the Underground Press Syndicate suddenly decided to come up with the idea of the Agents of Pie Kill Unlimited.

Rex and Deanne's operation was set up in such a way so people can havetheirfriends and enemies pied by an Agent.

Nothing was sacred when it came to PIEKILL, DavidFrost, William Shatner, Guru Maharaj Ji, proposition 13 pusher HowardJarvis,and Rolling Stone publisher Jann Wenner were among the pied andfamous. We at Piekill did birthday parties, landlords, weddings, bosses,etc.alongwithhits performed on the 38th floor of the World Trade Center. I was hired by two 16 year old girls who attended a Catholic parochial Schoolto pietheir principal who was a 59 year old crabby nun. This hit resulted in some stimulating after school recreation, complete with pot and a menagea trois,which was the basis of a piece I submitted to the LA Star on the merits of piesexuality

By the way, I pied Rex, as he was playing guitar with "Blind OrangeJulius"at CBGBs. Of course, all this hoopla created the notion that everyone had someone in mind who was in dire need of a pie!!!

In the spring of 1973, Rennie Davis, one of the Chicago 8, who became a convert to the cult of Guru Maharaj Ji, came to NYC's Lower East Side to proselytize on the Guru's behalf. AbbieHoffman ,JerryRubin and other movement people were there to watch the circus.Rennie came out onto the stage and I landed a pie onto the floor. The Gurunoids started to lick it off the floor.

Before I became the YippiePie Thrower, I grew up in places like Buffalo and LA. I was involved with organizing the Griffith Park Sunday Love-ins with Green Power, which gave out free food to the then-adherents of the hippie movement who drifted around Hollywood, the Sunset Strip and Venice(wherewe had a Free Store)We were the subject of harassment by the LAPD duringthe late 60s andearly 70s due to their "dislike" of our ideological aims.We experienced the oppression of the times along with the nostalgic pleasureof having seen the Doors, TheDead , TheJeffersonAirplane, ,theByrds .etc.

Anyway,I as a child of holocaust survivors alwayshad a knack for social justice. Therefore, I attended marches on behalf of the Chicano Moratorium and the BlackPantherParty to protest the brutality which had been inflicted onthem by thecops. Peoples Park, Venice, Ca., the 1966 Sunset Strip Riots,along withthe struggles against racism and the Vietnam War were what shaped me into becoming the Pieman. Let 1,000 Pies Fly so as to paraphrase ChairmanMao.

One day in April, 1976, I got a phone call from a source in the underground press. The source told me that WilliamF. Buckley was speaking at N.Y University. I conjured up a shavingcreampie which landed on his head. Buckley would not press charges. Soon,I becameknown as the PIEMAN.
I partook in the National Marijuana Day smoke-ins at Washington Square Park and the protests surrounding the Democratic Convention in NYC and the RepublicanConvention in Kansas City. I also helped disseminate information about the conspiracy surrounding the with AJ Weberman's book, COUP D'ETAT IN AMERICA about theJFK Assassination and Watergate. Weberman has launched many new sites includingDylanology ,Garbology ,Acidtrip(alongwith a Java version of acidtrip and Bozoland .

Soon, I ventured out one Sunday afternoon with 8 yippies to Orchard and Delancey Streets to pie Daniel Moynihan. the pompous jerk who ran forUS Senate. I had gone over to the 4 and 20 pie shopat6th Ave. to buy a mocha cream to grantFatPat a change of complexion, due to his anti-Black attitudes.

I stood off to the side,hiding my pie inside a shoppingbag, while my comrades heckled Moynihan's campaign workers. Soonthe MAINMAN Moynihan arrived and I let him have it in the kisser. I ranup OrchardSt and then I decided to return for the cameras. The cops letme go. However,John Gurney sold a photo of me pieing Fat Pat to AssociatedPress.

3 months after the pieing of Moynihan, an opportunity came up for anotherhit.My quarry was Tony Ulasewicz-who was Nixon's Watergate bagman. He was on trial in Brooklyn for income tax evasion. I decided to give Ulasewicz an unexpected Christmas present: a pie!!!@! I left the Yippie! office at 9 BleeckerStreet to take theA train to Cadman Plaza -the location of Brooklyn'sUS District Court.

Soon,I arrived at the spot, running into WCBS-TV's Chris Borgen and hiscameracrew and oops! Ulasewicz. I had to let him get it from behind soas to conductthis hit in a hit and run manner. I was able to escape viathe A-train.Ulasewicz(who died recently) was mad about it and he claimed he "owed me one, but it was not going to be a pie".This led to some harassment,from the Secret Service due to the fact that Jimmy Carter was about to be sworn in as President. I was in DC. helping to organize the Inauguration of Nobody with Wavy Gravy of the Hog Farmand Woodstock'69 notoriety.

Around late April,1977, I was informed by Nancy Borman of Majority Report,that Phyliss Schlaffly, a lady againstwomen from the Eagle Forum, was the guest of honor at a women's republicanclub luncheon at the Waldorf-Astoria. I made up a bogus presspass with the name, David Simon, borrowed a suit and we were in business.Anyway,I had to sit in the same room with all these fascist pigs .Soon, we went to the Grand Ballroom, where I surprised Schlafflywith anapple pie for motherhood and Americanism. A photo was released by the AssociatedPress.

Other assorted hits in 1977 included pig Supervisor Quentin Kopp of SanFrancisco at a meeting of the Mission Planning Council, Ex-Mayor of NYC Abe Beame (aka the 'biggest crumb in the Big Apple') ,G.Gordon Liddy and the assassin of JFK, E.Howard Hunt at a taping of NBC's TomorrowShow, who yelled "Go to hell, asshole!" I shoutedback, "Where were you November 22?"

Beame got his at Cooper Union during a Mayoral Candidates Debate on Channel13(that was LIVE), while Liddy got an apple pie at a press conferenceat theMayflower Hotel in Washington, DC.

Meanwhile, Ohio Yippie Steve Conliff let Governor James Rhodes have itwitha cream pie at the State Fair for his complicity in the deaths of4 studentsat Kent State on May4,1970, during an anti-war protest against the invasionof Cambodia.

The Groucho Marxists of Vancouver, BC heaved it at ex-Black Panther EldridgeCleaverand brain surgeon Jose Delgado.

This led to the anarchist rag Open Road calling for the International Weekof Pies!

Alice Torbush, myself, Bionic Bob and other Yippies heaved eggs, a chocolateBavarian pie and a Blueberry Creamcheese pie at ex-CIAdirector William Colby during a lecture at NYC's New School for hiscomplicity in the Chilean coup and Operation Phoenix in Vietnam. We were arrested andcharged for harrassment. We had hoped for assault with a deadlypie.

Soon the week of pies commenced upon us...

Soon, I found that a hit was in the offing for homophobe, Anita Bryantatan appearance in Des Moines via a strange phone call. I pledged my support and the action was ON! Later that nite, I see a pie-eyed Anita Bryant with pie in face praying for her assailant.

I learned that Frank Sturgis,the other Watergater involved in the JFK Assassination wasin NYC. I stalked him for 3 days, armed with a pie. Soon, it was Frank'scourt appearance, I approached him with a coconut cream pie, his lawyer,HenryRothblatt (seen sharing the pie with Sturgis in the photo) knockedit offmy hand and one of his cohorts attacked me. I also got charged forharassment,notassault with a deadly pie

I can also mention that Andy Warholwas the recipient of a cherry pie at a HighTimes party, a month before Tom Forcade shot himself.I pied Warholbecausehe had hung out with the bloodthirsty Shah of Iran.

Other hits included Edward Teller(bymyself and Venice. Ca's Jerry Rubin), McGeorge Bundy, and Randall TerryofOperation Rescue.

In fact, Oscar de la Renta, was the recipient of a tofu pie on this
past November 11, at an autograph-signing session in Oregon.The Peopleforthe Ethical Treatment of Animals took credit for the hit, which wasan anti-furprotest.

Recently, Melynda Duval from the People for the Ethical TreatmentofAnimals turned up in Columbus, Ohio to pie John Popper, who is the CEO of Procter and Gamble.

Meanwhile, this site has more pie photos on the way. Some of which are mineand some of which were performed by others.Ifyou decide to pie some reactionary,it is always a good idea to get it photographed. Please send the photos to me so that I can give you free publicity.

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